G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Watch Streaming

G.I. Joe is a loud but proficient slab of explode-o-rama summer blockbuster nonsense, perfectly entertaining if you like that sort of thing, extremely skippable if you don't.. By the time the picture rattled to its confusing and badly conceived ending, I couldn't help wishing it had somehow added up to more.. We're also (relievedly) a long way away here from the strenuous self-importance of the Bruckheimer-era blockbuster, and one should never look even such modest gift horses in the mouth.. [Di...

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Serenity (2005) Download Full

Its cast aside, "Last Knights" proves as square and blandly manly as an old "Prince Valiant" comic strip.. Half a millennium after Neil Armstrong's one small step for mankind and we're back in the saddle again.. A boisterous, semi-comic action thriller.. The best summer thrill ride since Batman Begins, Serenity roars in a late but mighty welcome considering this year's sub-fun slate.. Joss Whedon makes a rousing feature-directing debut, exploiting the cult status of his short-lived series Firefl...

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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Download Movie

Jedi may not be George Lucas's crown jewel, but his trilogy as a whole is as good as film fantasy gets.. A double-barrelled shotgun enema straight to the senses, George Miller's Mad Max: Fury Road is an exercise in relentless, pedal-to-the-metal momentum that can only qualify as savagely pleasurable.. Jedi is downright repetitive!. Mad Max: Fury Road provokes the same question from its audience again and again: What can you show me next? The answer is always the same: Something even more outland...

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Sex Drive (2008) Watch Full Movie

Once you strip Sex Drive of its naughty bits, all the sex, swearing and loud, loud music, the film is as dull and safe as a 1960 high-school guidance counsellor's pamphlet on dating.. The movie's a working definition of "safe sex.". Sean Anders' derivative gross-out movie Sex Drive is easier to take if you accept that the answer to every baffling plot question is "because it's a teen sex comedy.". The title Sex Drive is a pun about a road trip in search of nooky, but it's also an apt image of wh...

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Prometheus (2012) Full Movie Streaming

The ending isn't squishy scary or deeply satisfying. Bummer. Otherwise, Prometheus kicks ass so hard and often that it's impossible not to be thrilled by it.. With its creepy caves and yawning space, "Prometheus" is on one level a somber dialogue between man the aspirant and man the mortal.. Visually impressive and featuring one or two breakout performances, this anticlimactic exercise too often plays as though it has been cobbled together from archetypes, imagery and tropes from countless other...

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A Knight's Tale (2001) Play Streaming

You might find yourself smiling and laughing all the way through it.. A Knight's Tale should be ridiculous, and it is: ridiculously entertaining.. It will rock you -- straight to sleep.. May please aficionados of oldies stations and Xtreme sports but few others.. Predictable and repetitive.. . Strip away its 14th Century trappings and A Knight's Tale is just a Middle Ages Rocky that spares no cliche in its unduly long, 2 1/4 hours.. Instead of pulling young audiences imaginatively back into the ...

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Big Game (2014) Online Streaming

"Big Game" never once feels credible, and that's why it's so entertaining. Almost nothing that takes place in this movie could occur in the real world, and there's something comforting about that.. . Stone and his team of screenwriters paint an incomplete picture of the man and those he led.. Gleefully dumb but eager to entertain, this is cheeseball stuff baked with deliciously outsized performances and low comedy and photographed across mighty beautiful landscapes.. As a throwback, Big Game und...

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